An Agoraphobic Manic Depressive’s Online Dating Profile
Introduction:
Agoraphobic manic depressive who experiences rapid cycle mood swings seeking meaningless companionship with someone whom I can interact with, avoid or ignore whenever I feel like it.
Basic Information:
Name: Erika
Lives: In solitude
Personality type: Manic
My Story:
Works full time at avoiding panic attacks. Suffers from intense physical symptoms which are masked by flannel pajamas, emotional eating and long naps.
Avid reader, coffee drinker, frequents the crisis hotline.
Dislikes having conversations about inner emotions and deep feelings. (Hashtag every guy’s dream girl).
No interest in anything long term due to inability to stay focused, attention span at best from hour to hour, flying from one idea to the next.
Erika’s Hobbies:
Sleepless nights, wasting months attempting to get stable on medication, hiding in dark corners, melting down in public, becoming immensely fucking angry at anytime and for no reason, feeling isolated and outcasted, writing extraordinarily dark emo shit and making up excuses for why I shouldn’t leave the house.
About Erika:
May cancel date at the last minute commanded by the same voice in my head who randomly tells me to jump.
Learn more about Erika by clicking on the links throughout her dating profile 😏 😙 😃 😘 😉
Not a match? No problem! You can still stalk Erika On Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
