For the love of fucking Gawd. You constantly make me realize how many tics and twitches I have that I wasn’t aware of! Like, 1006. That’s how many Medium stories I have bookmarked. 8,288 is the number of unread emails in my inbox and I’m still trying to dig myself out of digital hoarder status. Not to mention I have so many tabs open right now I couldn’t even find this response page after I flipped to my email. No shit.

I’m deleting that photo from my drive right now as not to accidentally hoard it.

You’re making me want to be a better person. Hey, what’s your hourly rate for life coaching?