I cannot wait to read this to my husband! He swears he fell in love with me at first sight. I don’t ever remember meeting him. I actually wrote about the whole shebang a while back.

Just yesterday, after the day was long and our adult children where behaving like children and we were losing our patience threatening to hand over Uhaul money to them but instead went and hid in my car in the driveway because it was our only escape plan at the time, I said to him, “I bet when you fell in love with me at first sight you never considered that I would be a feisty bitch who would one day want to strap rockets to our kids to get them to move out of the house while barking at you every time you try to make it better by being nice to me, which is super annoying by the way.”

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