It Was Discovered at 10:49 AM
Joe Had Gone Out to the Man Cave to Start Up the Tractor…
As I walked into the Man Cave Joe said, “There’s a murder scene.”
“This is so bizarre,” I said. “There’s no feathers outside the door. That means it was most likely still alive when whoever brought it in here. It could have been a hostage situation gone terribly wrong.”
Ah-Ha! We are currently searching our property for this cat:
Should you have information leading to her whereabouts please contact me immediately. If you should see her do not, I repeat, do not approach her. She may be dangerous.
Me ← Shows S Lou’s Collar.
S: This is incriminating. It proves nothing. I’m not telling you anything.
Me: She’ll be given a fair trial just like China had when she killed Fish Stick.
