Reality TV Show, The Divided States of America, Garners Record Number of Views
The reality TV show “The Divided States of America” created by a former reality TV show host who won’t stop tweeting national security risks, hits its highest number of views over the weekend as the rest of the world watches and laughs at how poorly Americans behave during a Presidential Election.
Ratings of the show reach epic and historic levels since the first episode aired on Janurary 20, 2017.
In the most recent episode, good friend of Vladimir Putin and worst leader in U.S. history, Donald Trump incites chaos in the streets with tantrums the day after health officials report the highest hoax case count in the nation since the plandemic began.
Trump supporters, falsely under the impression that they have the “right” and “freedom” to pose a public health risk with their anti-mask policies, continue to spread COVID-19 as hospitals across the country release press statements declaring they are officially out of beds.
BREAKING NEWS…
Fights erupt between protestors and counter protestors overnight in Washington D.C., regardless of President Trump waving from his vehicle on his way to play golf on a day when 1,210 Americans died amid a raging plandemic.
Trump, who refuses to concede to President Elect Joe Biden, failed at making America great again.
There were no reports of protestors protesting protests made.
THIS JUST IN…
President Trump takes to Twitter with rants, adding fuel to the fire.
Nationwide, Democrats and Republicans come together to condemn Trump’s actions with claims that his behavior causes democracy and toddlers to look bad, while 51.01% of eligible American voters metaphorically chant, “This hell is almost over!”
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