This in incredible, Nate. Unfortuntely, due to our current circumstances, I have two points I'd like to debate. Prepare to engage...
1. It's 1 degree outside with over 4 feet of snow covering the earth. What you so enchantedly refer to as "cozy," I refer to as not freezing to death.
2. The American people waking up to a new crisis every day, in most cases worse than that of the previous day, offers no stability.
If I remove these two circumstances from my world, you're 100% spot on. I'm squeezing my plushy as I type this.