You had me hooked with the most boring opening line in the history of writing.

Erika Anne Sauter

Oct 25, 2017·1 min read

Erika Anne Sauter

Newspaper reporter in Eastern Iowa. The views expressed are mine alone.

… for something remotely interesting to read. I would usually be upset, but today it doesn’t matter. I’m writing this one just for me.

Dan Belmont

Newspaper reporter in Eastern Iowa. The views expressed are mine alone.

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